I used to always listen to my friends rant to me about how awesome it is to be a boy or to have good guy friends. I would subtly agree with them but most of the time, it is, in one ear and out the other HAHA. Coz I'd still think it is way better to be a girl, than a boy.

But now, I'm beginning to think... I'd be better off being a boy!


My cousin tells me, having guy friends is better than having girl friends because firstly, they are not wishy washy. If you ask them out for an outing, say a dinner, they're always at hand, and ready for you. Macam at your disposal, but nah, let's not put it that way. Girls tend to be less on-the-go and ready for stuff. Like they'd give other reasons and be a lil more occupied. And as always, reply messages late. Hahahaha.

I used to be like that, reply messages late, coz, well, I'm a princess. Haha kidding, but I mean now, I think it's actually polite to reply messages when you can. If I really am occupied, I would apologise for late replies. But yeah, that is a typical girl for you, because we all want to be royal highnesses.


A friend told me, it's better to have a guy friend because like the above reason, they are very good buddies. Like you can tell them things, and for some reason, you know it'll be safe with them. Like they won't rat on you.

That one, I'm slightly on the fence. Probably because I have girl friends whom I know I can trust with all my heart that secrets will always be safe with them.


Those are just some of the ideas coming from my friends and cousin.

MY reasons for wanting to be a boy are basically only 2 reasons. Some of them echo that of my friends'. And the past few days, I've been thinking, it would be nice if I were a boy.




Well FIRSTLY, GUYS ARE JUST NOT FREAKIN BITCHY TO ONE ANOTHER!!!!!

Ok, they can be very bitchy when they talk about things. But when it comes to guys and their own kind, they're BROS man. They don't bitch about each other even before knowing the other, or judge one another. They all seem like Friends.

They're really just that simple. They've no hidden agendas, no nothing. It's as if nothing's going on in their heads. But they're really just THAT simple!


Whereas for girlssss... Good Lord. Don't get me started. We just seem to always be talking about other girls, and judging other girls before knowing them. Who is prettier. If she's pretty, she must be bitchy.

You see, labels such as a 'Slut' and 'Attention seeking Whore' are all associated to the fairer sex. THE FEMALE. You can never hear a thing like Attention seeking BASTARD or ASSHOLE. It has to be a WHORE. And a whore is well, usually used on a woman. Also, you don't call a man, a slut. Someone who sleeps around. At most, you add the word 'Man' in front of 'Slut', so it becomes MAN SLUT. So, almost every derogatory label has got to do with a woman.

Even if a man curses another man, you don't really hear bastard or asshole anymore. You just hear, "that fucker". That's it. When it comes to women, wow, a slew and broad range of terms and vocabulary.

Ok, I'm kind of going into the semantics.


But you get what I mean. Girls are just always so mean to one another. So bitchy towards one another. Why can't we all just be bros and be friends man!?



This video by jennamarbles, will explain this, and I TOTALLY agree with everything she says! If you're a girl, you should watch it. And the world will be a better place.





SO FREAKIN TRUE RIGHT?!?!?!?!

I cannot agree with her more ya know. I just wish every girl would watch this video and just be FRIENDS to one another.

Maybe I've been observing more so I think girls can really just be too bitchy. Worst thing is, girls are bitchy without knowing that what they're doing IS bitchy. The fact that a girl doesn't even want to TALK to another girl coz she judged her beforehand is already bitchy. It's in-born now. It's actually natural... which is kinda scary.




Another reason why I wish I were a boy, would be personality wise.

I think... I can get a little funky, a lil mad and a lil retarded. And those aren't really traits of a girl. Society's expectations of a girl is to be dainty and gentle and freakin housewife-like. But being not much of any of those, I feel like, I would be better off being a boy that way and as a boy, I would be able to do all of that without looking unattractive.

Guys can do retarded, open and wild gestures, but us girls, we can't. We can, but it'd be off-putting and I think, quite a turn-off haha. SO it's really unfair!! I didn't say all of those, a guy friend actually told me that recently. Haha. But yeah, I think society would welcome me in open arms if I were a boy. And I swear I think I would be a cassanova and date all the girls who fall in love with me heeeheheheeehe. They'll all fall at my feet please. *rollz eyez. HAHA.

Sigh. I think I would be cool if I were a guy.

With that said, I guess I have to make MY WORLD a better place since I am and will always be a girl so I will think along more positive lines and that, I guess I'm actually pretty unique lah. LOL!!!! FREAKIN CONSOLING MYSELF. It's like all the winners took the top 3 prizes and I have to accept the self-consolation. LEWSERRRR.

But seriously, I am me I guess. And as Jenna Marbles said, I'm just gonna be me and myself in this world and there's only ONE of me! I'll just be friends with every girl and be bitches together yow!

I love her and her vids. Can't tell but she actually has a Bachelor's in Psychology and a Master's in Sports Psychology ahhaha.


Ok, that's my take on me wanting to be a boy. As much as I wanna be a boy, I still embrace my vageegee. Wouldn't replace it with heavy things... down below.